I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
