So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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