New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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