I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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