My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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