sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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