I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I would ride that face into the sunset
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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