Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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