Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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