I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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