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Fuck
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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