strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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