yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
How naked do you want me to be?
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