i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you still have your period?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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