Define "chronic" masturbator.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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