Sry I called you an 8
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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