i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I love you. Go after that dick
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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