You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize