i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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