we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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