the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
my shit smells like andre
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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