If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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