butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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