Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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