Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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