Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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