I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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