Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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