My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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