I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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