I am in a vortex of obligation.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.