Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Too much gin, very little bucket
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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