he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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