it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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