exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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