I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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