doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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