Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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