his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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