its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So vagazzling was a success
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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