xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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