People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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