You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
God, I missed his penis.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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