dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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