I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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