awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The ass gains better be worth it
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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