She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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