Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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