Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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