i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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what are you doing with your life
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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