we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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