A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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