And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have fence marks all over my body
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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